How about then...Originally posted by Cher
What a heap of Bulls#@t!!!
Carn the Swans
Kill the Dees
Just like the ANZACs
With blood up to their knees
or
25 April 1915
Was a big day
But not nearly as important
As 24 Sept 2005
or
The ANZACs were brave
The Swans players are too
Okay there's no death on the wire
But the players really perspire
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Age shall not weary them
Nor the years condemn
Those mighty Blood Stained Angels
Our premiership men
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Johnny Turk thought the diggers tough
It will be nothing the Dees face today
When the Swans play rough
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Just like the ANZACs
Our lads are brave
At least when it's finished
Our guys won't be in a grave
For the Easter match, why did we not have something like:
The same as Jesus
The Swans will rise from the dead
So watch out the Blues
For the mighty white and red
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The media crucify us
Just like Christ on the cross
But on Easter weekend
We'll show 'em who's boss
It's good that a meaningless load of toilet paper that no one would miss is so important. Tragic f*$ks who behave like eight year olds creating toilet paper slogans that are usually of the intellectual calibre of a primary school child and believe that football is the most important thing in the world.
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