VS Colliwobbles, 23rd August

[R&WtilIDie]

I'll be there, but I'm in Melbourne.

Those who have never had the "pleasure" of going to a Collingwood home game, expect an...er....an "experience".

Biggest @@@@wit supporters in the game, bring a thick skin and a raincoat (to protect you from the spit of a screaming Pie fan). Expect all our boys to be called faggots, dogs, @@@@s, etc. They usually bag there own players too. They'll be even more feral, now that they're in the poo.

Oh, and they scream 'BALL' constantly, when it's obviously not.

Given the fact that we tend to lose against Collingwood, it is all around a very unpleasant day.

But don't let me turn you off or anything...

[ScottH]

So is there a watering hole where swans fans tend to gather?

While I've followed the game for a while, I've never been down south to watch a game...

Some people meet up at the Colonial Hotel in King St.

[Seagoon]

Biggest @@@@wit supporters in the game, bring a thick skin and a raincoat (to protect you from the spit of a screaming Pie fan).

When I go to a Collingwood - Sydney game in Sydney I like to mock the Magpies fans but saying in a very camp voice "go the pies...". You have to slurr or lisp the 's' in pies quite a bit, but its affective.

[ROK Lobster]

When I go to a Collingwood - Sydney game in Sydney I like to mock the Magpies fans but saying in a very camp voice "go the pies...". You have to slurr or lisp the 's' in pies quite a bit, but its affective.

The world needs more homophobes - welcome aboard Seagoon.

[Bas]

I'll be there, but I'm in Melbourne.

Those who have never had the "pleasure" of going to a Collingwood home game, expect an...er....an "experience".

Biggest @@@@wit supporters in the game, bring a thick skin and a raincoat (to protect you from the spit of a screaming Pie fan). Expect all our boys to be called faggots, dogs, @@@@s, etc. They usually bag there own players too. They'll be even more feral, now that they're in the poo.

Oh, and they scream 'BALL' constantly, when it's obviously not.

Given the fact that we tend to lose against Collingwood, it is all around a very unpleasant day.

But don't let me turn you off or anything...

Experienced it last year thank you. It was unpleasant. I said after last game at ANZ that I am never going to another pies game against the Swans.

I'll be watching on the tele and seeing how the SWans can play the knuckledraggers back into the top 8. They will.

[voodooguru]

It'd be hard to orchestrate, but a "Drunken Car Crash Cheer" would be nice.

To the tune of "Another Brick In The Wall":

We don't need to call a taxi
Drunken Magpies can fly home,
Down darkened sidestreets
Go "Dides" and Heathy,
Been out for two days
On the grog.

Hey! Booze Bus!
Leave those Pies alone!
All in all it's just a-
'nother Premiership gone.

[connolly]

It'd be hard to orchestrate, but a "Drunken Car Crash Cheer" would be nice.

To the tune of "Another Brick In The Wall":

We don't need to call a taxi
Drunken Magpies can fly home,
Down darkened sidestreets
Go "Dides" and Heathy,
Been out for two days
On the grog.

Hey! Booze Bus!
Leave those Pies alone!
All in all it's just a-
'nother Premiership gone.

I remember in the early nineties the AFL was running an entirely unethical promotion for the Red Cross to encourage blood donations. The club with the biggest number of blood donors received some inducement. The maggots supporters turned up in droves and easily won the competition. However the number of rejected maggot donors was staggering. Of course you can't donate blood whilst Adrian Quist.

[AnnieH]

The last time I was in Melbourne, a friend was driving us from Windsor to Fitzroy, mainly using back streets to avoid the wobble supporters on their way to a game. (They get the prime Saturday arvo games - at home.)

We're driving down Johnson Street (I had NO idea where we actually were, I just saw a sign that said Johnson St), and I say to the boys, quick - lock the doors, this area looks like it's full of bag snatchers.

They laughed their heads off and said that we were in Collingwood - it was likely!!

[Seagoon]

The world needs more homophobes - welcome aboard Seagoon.

Hahaha I'm not sure if that is a complement or not :-) peace to all!