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    VERY sad news for Swans

    Whilst having a quick swig of the moonshine from the jug, I glanced down at the Sunday Herald Sun to see the article on the last page of the sports section.

    Razorless Ray will not umpire a game this season as his knee injury has not recovered.

    I'm surprised no one else has seen it yet.
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    :-D

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    Cut down in his prime, what a shame, NOT
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    I guess me sticking pins in the RR voodoo doll is still working.

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    How did he wound his knee anyway? Genuflecting to a gold-framed portrait of himself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuri H View Post
    How did he wound his knee anyway? Genuflecting to a gold-framed portrait of himself?
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    I'm sorry that this is maybe insensitive but the day that an umpire is on the back page for sports is a sad day, razor ray is a terrible umpire and a blight on the game. His showboating should not be acceptable and if he is the umpires best as some say its a sad day for AFL. But on a sidenote how good was Bannister's no free kick to jetta(essendon) on the weekend.

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    Poor, Poor Petal! I will send him a BIG 'Stay Sick' Card!

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    Well I noticed, but chose not to comment. I did not like him. When it gets so ordinary that I yell "bring back Goldspink" then you know there is an umpire out there that is irritating me. Sorry for his injury. Not sorry for his non appearance. I should be more generous. Nup. Not working.
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    thank goodness for that. Very good news for us.

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    I thought you were going to say that umpires Jeff Dalgleish and Luke Farmer have been appointed for our game against West Coast. While Razor hates the Swans, these two hate anybody not in a West Coast jumper. Per game, Dalgleish averages 11 frees for West Coast and 3.5 against them. Farmer is not far behind. If we cop either of these two on July 15 watch out for a bloodbath.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cpt. Kirk View Post
    I'm sorry that this is maybe insensitive but the day that an umpire is on the back page for sports is a sad day,
    How dare you, don't you know the umpires are the most important people in the game, why else could this be happening.
    If we all chip in and buy a set do you think it might improve our free kick differential?
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