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    Pie Jokes 2013

    That time of the footy season again ...

    Collingwood Computer Terms:

    DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
    HACKER - Uncle Reg after 32 years of smoking
    HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
    INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
    KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the ute
    MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
    SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
    SUPERCONDUCTOR - Metro's Employee of the year (won by Collingwood fans the last 7 years in a row)
    SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear

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    You Know You're A Pie Fan If:

    None of your shirts cover your stomach.
    You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
    The resale value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol it has in it.
    You take a load to the tip and bring back more than you took.
    You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
    You wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean.
    Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Coburg Drive-in Theater.
    The Salvation Army declines your donated mattress.

    Please add yours ...
    CIA Agent to Policeman: "Have you ever had anti-terrorist training?"
    Policeman: "Yes, I was married once."

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    Looks like its that time of year again ...

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    You know you're a pie fan if:
    *less than half the cars you own run.
    *your father made your personalized license plate.
    *your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade
    *you buy a new house and have to take the wheels off.
    *you car stereo costs more than your car.
    *you come back from the dump with more then you took
    *you have more appliances in the yard than in the house
    *if you're family tree is a straight line

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    Driver of the Dan Hannebery bandwagon....all aboard. 4th April 09

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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple B View Post
    One of my favs!!!!

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