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    Quote Originally Posted by Industrial Fan View Post
    Shortlisted and outright favourite for the worst thread of 2013 award.
    I'll try to liven it up a bit.

    Some of the Rules of the Game, Penalties and terminology should be modified when applied to Reg:

    1. HTB Rule: Holding the ball when applied to Reg shall means anytime he takes possession and doesn?t drop the ball. This should never be a penalty. The Vatican should rather issue a proclamation deeming it a miracle.
    2. Anytime Reg tries to kick the ball it should be called kicking in danger, for the Swans.
    3. A 50 metre bonus should be granted anytime the Swans retain possession after a Grundy disposal.
    4. Reg should be given a free kick for rough contact anytime he falls over and an opposition player is within 5 metres of him.
    5. A player trying to ?dummy?, deke, or make any move to run around Reg shall be deemed ?Intention Rough Contact? and subject to 425 point and a 4-game suspension.
    6. The Swans shall retain possession of the ball when Reg kicks the ball out of bounds on the full. This will also earn Reg 8 Supercoach points.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig View Post
    I'll try to liven it up a bit.

    Some of the Rules of the Game, Penalties and terminology should be modified when applied to Reg:

    1. HTB Rule: Holding the ball when applied to Reg shall means anytime he takes possession and doesn?t drop the ball. This should never be a penalty. The Vatican should rather issue a proclamation deeming it a miracle.
    2. Anytime Reg tries to kick the ball it should be called kicking in danger, for the Swans.
    3. A 50 metre bonus should be granted anytime the Swans retain possession after a Grundy disposal.
    4. Reg should be given a free kick for rough contact anytime he falls over and an opposition player is within 5 metres of him.
    5. A player trying to ?dummy?, deke, or make any move to run around Reg shall be deemed ?Intention Rough Contact? and subject to 425 point and a 4-game suspension.
    6. The Swans shall retain possession of the ball when Reg kicks the ball out of bounds on the full. This will also earn Reg 8 Supercoach points.
    Very funny (but a bit harsh).

    Touch has been a bit off but I'll back him to be steady cometh the moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig View Post
    6. The Swans shall retain possession of the ball when Reg kicks the ball out of bounds on the full. This will also earn Reg 8 Supercoach points.
    That rule would get him in more backlines than Goddard, Gibbs and Heppell combined...
    Driver of the Dan Hannebery bandwagon....all aboard. 4th April 09

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