Ludwig's Survey for Determining Who is a Genuine Swans Fan
Are you a Swans Member? Yes_____________ No_________________
How many games do you see each season? Live________________ TV or Video _____________
Should we combine our 2 team captains into one and call him McJack?
Do you have a pet that�s uglier than Sam Reid�s dog?
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Do you have a spouse or partner that looks like Sam Reid�s dog?
Have you named any of your children Eddie?
Have you ever taken part in a Pantomime Horse?
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If so, were you the Horse�s Head or the Horse�s Ass?
Have you ever been in a romantic relationship with Swan�s player?
Have you ever been in possession of cocaine?
If so, do you still have some at home now? (If the answer is yes, could you send me a PM with your address).
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