Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig View Post
Not special powers. Just a myth I've been cultivating for several years. If I say it often enough, in due course it might become an established fact.

I've been talking to Eddie about replacing Sam Newman with Tom Derickx on the Footy Show. Tom is so much funnier and much better footballer.
Being much funnier than Sam Bitteroldman isn't a huge achievement. Bowel cancer is much funnier than Sam.