Some might argue this thread doesn't belong in this forum - but they'd be wrong because clearly they're overlooking this is all about a Swan.

Just found this very amusing column under Dane Swan's name on foxsports.com.au: Dane Swan, Collingwood ratpack, Jordan De Goey broken hand, fight, dog | Fox Sports. A good find, especially while Titus O'Reilly is still pretty much on summer holidays. What a cheeky rascal Swanny is! One of the less obvious bits of humour that I enjoyed was the provocative reference to Marsh as the "current" football boss at the Pies.

There's another important Swans' reference: it's amusing to see a grinning Rhyce there, with his brother, ensconced in the photo of Swan's 'ratpack'. Geez, Rhyce strikes a great balance! No wonder we love him - just respectable enough.