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    Season Preview 2018: An Old Dog's New Tricks

    By the time the legendary Norm Smith was approached to coach the Swans in late 1968, the club had gained the unwanted reputation as being a �coaches� graveyard�. At the time, renowned �lingerie king� Leon Worth had to stump up much of the sign-on fee just to attract the great man to the Lake Oval. How things change.

    When our premiership season commences on Sunday afternoon, John Longmire will commence his eighth consecutive season in charge. In that time, he�s rejuvenated, rejigged and recalibrated our team. This coming year appears to have pieces ready to fall in to place with a renewed game plan of possession and precision. The old dog has armed himself with a whole bag of new tricks this year as Johnson, Cox and Shaw join the panel. Revitalisation this time?

    They have big shoes to fill as we�ve been perennial finalists since Alf Stewart ran the Summer Bay Surf Club and a new season brings fresh hope; strap yourselves in, here we flamin� go.

    What�s New?

    The above-mentioned coaching panel. With relative youth and fresh ideas, this group has been charged with implementing what will be a fresh style. Long regarded for fighting in the trenches, these Swans are showing early signs of something a little slick. Recent drafting has sharpened the focus on kids that can kick. This new batch is beginning to make this team their own and this will only increase as the year goes on.

    What�s Old?

    It�s now old, but it�s ever reliable. It�s our Bloods culture. It�s about being hard at the footy. It�s about being disciplined. It�s about being relentless. Our own B. Kirk once described The Bloods as being a �secret society�. And although Roosy�s latest memoir has let the cat out of the proverbial bag somewhat, the fundamentals remain strong.

    The culture lives on through Jonesy�s tough as nails approach. It lives on through Hanners never saying die and through Rampe�s refusal to never be beaten � Angry Anderson style. In short, you can bank on the Bloods.

    Jarrad McVeigh might be old, but he�s invaluable � I�d have him out there with a zimmer frame if need be. Many pundits have questioned his worth pre-season, but such nonsense must simply be dismissed. Ever the general, he�s primed for a final tilt.

    What to look forward to?

    Our clutch of cygnets coming of age. While we�re blessed to possess some of the current day�s very best, our generation next has been groomed for greatness. Check out the upside in these boys: Heeney, Mills, Hayward, Hewett, Papley, Florent, Jones, Melican, Aliir.

    Also, due to unprecedented popular demand, keep your eyes pealed for the possible purchase of a �Rampe Robe�. Surely, people power will prevail and the scarlet smocks so proudly worn in the sheds will be just as proudly paraded around living rooms across Australia. Just a gentle reminder to keep yourself nice when collecting the morning paper.

    What do you need?

    You need faith. George Michael had it � you need to get it. We, the Bloods Collective need to step up to the plate. Our membership is soaring and the stands demand to be filled. Complacency does not belong among us and pessimism can damn well bugger off. We�re in the midst of our mightiest era and it�s showing no signs of disappearance. Get amongst it.

    Why not host your own �Swan Shindigs� when you can�t make it to the big game. Honestly, get the gang �round, dress up in your finest red and white and you could even invite that �eccentric� uncle you never see anymore. You could go crazy and invite that creepy neighbour who keeps checking you out in your brand new Rampe Robe� ok, maybe not him but everyone else should be welcome. Party like its 2012 � why not?

    Wildcards to watch for?

    New faces have figured prominently in our line up over the past few seasons and that seems likely to continue. New names have been spruiked already this year and we�ve yet to begin. Ryley Stoddart and Matt Ling appear set for success at the SCG with pace and poise in spades. We�ve been told Tom McCartin (who could still be in school) is a ready-made prospect. This is not to mention the fast tracking of Fantastic Mr. Robbie Fox as a sprightly springboard from the back half.

    Cult hero Aliir could shape as the season�s most wonderful of wildcards. If released of the shackles and let loose in the ruck, there is potential for true power to be unleashed. Unlikely? Think Goodesy circa 2003.

    Wild West this week:
    Round One is sure to spring some surprises � it always does. But if you�re looking for shock value look elsewhere. With a solid summer under the belts, our Swannies will be champing at the bit to christen the new Perth Stadium with a bloodbath. Injuries are minimal; confidence is high and a favourable recent record against our one-time foe all point to a comfortable win.

    Forget the horror of last year�s beginnings and prepare to toast the glorious genesis of the unrealised potential that is our 2018 campaign.

    What will happen?

    For the romantics among us, The Sydney Swans will be standing on the premiership dais at the MCG and among them will be our very own fairytale man, Alex Johnson. Ah, let us only dream.

    Who knows, this may just be the case, but some things are guaranteed. Things like house prices rising, like mainstream football commentary continuing to ignore that incredible consistency of our mighty club and like our boys playing finals footy.

    So, you�re cordially invited to attend the Sydney Cricket Ground at a date that is convenient to you and we promise you will not leave disappointed. We�ve got Buddy for Christ sake. We�ve also got some pretty handy other guys. Ever heard of Kennedy, Parker, Jack, Hannebery and Grundy? Of course you have. Cheer, cheer and never fear.

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    Brilliant work as always Joe, thanks for posting it here.
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    Speaking of the Rampe robe, reminds me that last season, I was keeping an eye out, to see if anyone posted a particular episode of Roaming Brian; so I could chop out the part that featured Ramps in his robe, and post it here. Alas, no one did, so I might have to have a go at describing it, as it featured BT in all his glory.
    I think it may have been the first time that we let him back in our rooms, after his brief ban? Certainly while being questioned, Rampe did seem to be wondering why we did let him back in. Anyway, BT was making a big deal about Rampe being the only man in the AFL to still wear a robe.
    To which Rampe replied, "Millsy's wearing one, too".
    BT then looked in the direction of Callum Mills, but didn't really seem to process the robe. The insightful Brian then gibbered on some more, in the general direction of Rampe, before moving over to interview/pester the robe clad Mills.
    Millsy answered the inane questions reasonably politely, but did seem to be thinking, "Why do the nutters always want to sit next to me?"
    Perhaps sensing that he wasn't really wanted, BT moved back to Rampe and did a sign off, that included something like, "Dane Rampe, the only man in the AFL to still be wearing the robe!"

    Ahhh, it's those sort of insights, that really make him worth the big bucks.

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    Well done guys. Great stuff. But let's not get too overconfident. It's their home deck even though it is new.

    I look forward to this game, champing at the bit.

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    Don't be a stranger Joe.

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    Cheers guys. Bring it on!

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    I think 2018 is our last chance at a flag in the "buddy" era. Many of our guns will be/are on the wrong side of 28 by 2019.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barry View Post
    I think 2018 is our last chance at a flag in the "buddy" era. Many of our guns will be/are on the wrong side of 28 by 2019.
    Do you remember a character in 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' called Marvin?

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    That's a positive. I think the players know it to. It's a bit like Carlton in 1995 i think. They knew it was the last shot and they had a stellar season.

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