Essendon's fixture reveal is funny: Essendon FC on Twitter: "Yes, we drove two hours to buy a toy hovercraft.

Our šŸššŸ˜šŸššŸ˜ š”½š•€š•š•‹š•Œā„š”¼ is here šŸ—“ā€¦ ". They have an insouciant dig at us for both games we're fixtured to play one another. First time they have a poorly made coffee and then some small change thrown down. Works on multiple levels. Second time they have a wobbling goal post that falls over. Cheeky. I like it. Fair play.