Some laughs in the face of a crisis......Titus hits the mark again.
The Monday Knee Jerk Reaction: AFL Round One - Titus O'Reily | Don’t have faith in yourself
'The Bulldogs on the other hand didn't get the memo that you're meant to work at home.
They turned on a performance that would have the Doggies fans glad of the shutdown.
The Bulldogs’ structure was so shambolic that it made a Scott Morrison media briefing seem slick and well organised."
"Essendon started fast because Fremantle aren’t very good, then Fremantle came back because Essendon aren’t very good, and Nat Fyfe got a nasty black eye.
That’s basically all you need to know; we’ve learnt that life’s too short to spend much time focusing on an Essendon-Fremantle game."
"The Saints were up by 31 points in the third quarter and the Roos had just one player left on the bench.
‘Well it’s impossible for St Kilda to lose from here’, I foolishly exclaimed at the TV.
But St Kilda said ‘Sure it’s possible, we’ll show you.’
And they did.
They just basically lay down on the ground and closed their eyes. It was like a mindfulness exercise."
"In what was easily worst halftime entertainment ever, Gillon McLachlan announced during this game that the league was shutting down, annoyingly after the West Coast-Melbourne game and not before."
"The Swans also dominated up forward with Isaac Heeney booting four goals and making the Crows defenders look second rate all day.
Watching him run around made me really realise how much I’m going to miss the footy."
That last one actually hurts....this could have been the season that elevated Isaac into the 'superstar' realm.
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