This Weeks Umpires

[mocaholic]

Check this out.

And don't blame the messenger!!

It's all over for Sydney Swans for Season 2005. (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=195301)

[anniswan]

GRRRRRRRR, at least he will be easy to yell at, all he has to do is walk on the ground and the Swans fans will go feral

[Mike_B]

Let's hope he tears a hamstring in the warm-up!!

[Old Royboy]

Sydney vs. Geelong, SCG, 8.00pm
UNIFORM- YELLOW
FIELD:
#22- Stuart Wenn
#25- Shaun Ryan
#32- Darren Goldspink
EMERGENCY: #3- Stephen McBurney

McInerney got dropped.

[Xie Shan]

Could have been worse - we could have had Goldspink AND Brett Allen, the umpire from Geelong, who umpired our last 2 games against the Cats IIRC...Ah well, we've only had Goldspink 3 times this year. Was nice while it lasted

[Jeffers1984]

********...That's it, i'm not joking about those snipers now... 4 snipers on Goldstink pronto.

[punter257]

goldspink :eek:

[Guzzitza]

I CANNOT BELIEVE GOLDSPINK IS UMPIRING!!

THERE WILL BE A RIOT OF HES NOT BLOODY CAREFUL.

[Thunder Shaker]

Paul Roos wanders the function room at the SCG, dressed in a black dinner jacket. He's suave with the ladies, asks for a martini shaken, not stirred and introduces himself to all as "Roos. Paul Roos."

In the meantime, the villain plots against Roos. Goldsphincter sits in his padded armchair with his purring black cat on his lap, and expouses his plan of world domination while stroking the head of his cat.

Paul Roos is called into a meeting with his boss, C. C says, "I want you to be on the lookout today, Paul. I hear that the arch-villain Goldsphincter is plotting against us again, and is on his way to the SCG even as we speak."

"I'm on it", Roos says.

Will our hero will save the day, or will the villain triumph?

[punter257]

haha nice, is richard colless playing the role of M? and who is the bond girl that roosy falls for?

[cruiser]

Originally posted by punter257
who is the bond girl that roosy falls for?
Ruda.

[Glenn]

Given how diabolical the umps were in WA, there is plenty of room for improvment but still not enough for you know who :frown

[anne]

It is a conspiracy to make sure of our downfall. The AFL wants Sydney as a token team so they can say it is a national competition and to bring in television dollars but they don't want us to succeed. Otherwise why stack all the cards against us. If Geelong had been playing Essendon , Collingwood, St Kilda etc this weekend would Stephen King be playing? No way. Why give us the biggest Sydney hating umpire? The whole competition is a joke and I don't know why we all still persevere with it.

[sharpie]

GOAL:
Steve Stirling (VIC)
Luke Walker (VIC)


You're telling me we can't even get decent goal umpires in NSW? I could do it, can't be that hard!

[Thunder Shaker]

Originally posted by punter257
haha nice, is richard colless playing the role of M? and who is the bond girl that roosy falls for?
C = Colless

I don't know who the Bond girl is, but I think Roosy's wife would be the ONLY choice here! He might be suave with the ladies, but Roosy is not Bond.

[ugg]

Originally posted by sharpie
GOAL:
Steve Stirling (VIC)
Luke Walker (VIC)


You're telling me we can't even get decent goal umpires in NSW? I could do it, can't be that hard!

Can't believe they dumped Sergio. Disgrace.

[anniswan]

The thing with Goldstink is that every team hates him, it's not just the Swans.

[EMJ]

Goldspink is definitely Goldstink in all forms for us.
We deserve a reall big break after last weekends dreadful umpiring.

Our guys will have to play really well and get fantastic gaols that can't be disputed in any form.

Otherwise Goldspink will definitely have to be carried out of the SCG.

[hammo]

At least that solves the problem about who will be the Cats' extra man in defence.

[BonBon]

Here we go again.

It's ok because after what happened with McInerny, any umpire that umpires us will think twice on his decisions.

Put McBurney in.

[Roscoe]

Goldstink is an Essendon supporter

I'd love to see the frees awarded by him in their games

[connolly]

If its not bad enough copping the stinker, Shaun Ryan was recruited from the Warnambool/Geelong districts!!!