Swans recovery

[erica]

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[DamY]

I tried guessing but some are hard (Morto and Malceski were the easiest to pick)

[Primmy]

Nah, I didn't miss it Erica. Damn, some fine viewing here.

lime greens - Kizza
Magenta - MikePyke
Morto and NicMal easy
Benny in the red on the left
Ted in the spots
The other red I think is Reg
The black I think is Joey, his back has a real bend to it.

I am ashamed to admit, but the yellow has got me stumped.

[satchmopugdog]

Didn't miss it either!!!!!!

[Dosser]

We should do a 'Men of RWO' shoot as well!

[Big Al]

We should do a 'Men of RWO' shoot as well!

Photographer: "Dammit, we'll need the wide angle lens for this job boys"

[Dosser]

Photographer: "Dammit, we'll need the wide angle lens for this job boys"

Maybe, but think of the possibilities! We could sell it as a fundraiser and buy a team razor or something. Or we could use it as our own anti-obesity measure to curb the players' appetites.

[Primmy]

We should do a 'Men of RWO' shoot as well!No we shouldn't.

[Nich]

Listen, I'm a happily Married Man, but to me the Lime Green looks like Parks!

[ugg]

Yellow is a skinny tall, so I'm guessing Xavier

[Doctor]

We should do a 'Men of RWO' shoot as well!

HAHAHA! It'd be like when Homer Simpson wins the free bedroom photography. There wouldn't be enough Vaseline in the world to coat THAT lens!

I'd do it anyway mind you! :)

[Dan]

I would guess the yellow is Dre.

[Jewels]

Can't understand why the best butt in the club (or universe for that matter) isn't in the happy snap.

And I reckon lime is Parkes and middle red Marty, doesn't look big enough to be Reg to me.

[leather59]

What about red on left - Harry C lime defs Parker yellow - Dre spots - Tom Mitchell and pink Sam Naismith. Your thoughts

[Big Al]

Can't understand why the best butt in the club (or universe for that matter) isn't in the happy snap.


I was at work. :smile:

[Jewels]

I was at work. :smile:

Of course Al, why didn't I think of that :stupid:

[Auntie.Gerald]

lime green is Membrey !!!! he is the same height as Mal !!

Parks is much shorter

[sharp9]

Isn't red middle Marty Mattner?
Yellow skinny could be Alex Browne
Black Caviar is too short to be Ted, eh?

[Nich]

lime green is Membrey !!!! he is the same height as Mal !!

Parks is much shorter

Tommy Walsh?

[Big Al]

I get the feeling had they turned around in that photo we'd have lost some RWO ladies to heart related issues.

[Primmy]

Nah, I have a thing about backs, so I am happy. Willing to concede Parkes in green, and maybe Birdy in first red, and possibly Marty instead of Reg

Can't be Drey in yellow. He is now much bigger across the shoulders than that, imho.

the rest of them, well, who cares........having a lovely time just having to go back and check if I got it right.

[royboy42]

I get the feeling had they turned around in that photo we'd have lost some RWO ladies to heart related issues.

Prim, Jewels and Satch felt slight palpitations just at the suggestion Al...

[Go Swannies]

We should do a 'Men of RWO' shoot as well!

If we did that you'd get a better view of North Head but you might wonder where the shoreline went.

[Primmy]

If we did that you'd get a better view of North Head but you might wonder where the shoreline went.
:rofl
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And the winner is!!!

[ernie koala]

Nah, I didn't miss it Erica. Damn, some fine viewing here.

lime greens - Kizza
Magenta - MikePyke
Morto and NicMal easy
Benny in the red on the left
Ted in the spots
The other red I think is Reg
The black I think is Joey, his back has a real bend to it.

I am ashamed to admit, but the yellow has got me stumped.

I'm a happily married man but here goes....Left to right
Morton
Lamb
Parker
Malceski
Mattner
Brown
Mumford??
Richards
Pyke/ Naismith??

[Jewels]

I'm a happily married man but here goes....Left to right
Morton
Lamb
Parker
Malceski
Mattner
Brown
Mumford??
Richards
Pyke/ Naismith??

Close Ernie but I reckon black is Josh - a bit too short for Mummy I think and Pykey on the end - Naismith didn't play so I don't think he would need to be at recovery.

[ABloodsMan]

Green has to be Membrey or Biggs, Kizza and Parker are way shorter than Malceski.

[liz]

Green has to be Membrey or Biggs, Kizza and Parker are way shorter than Malceski.

Doubt it's Biggs. He wouldn't be that tall nor that built.

It could be Membrey but also might be Walsh. Does Membrey's tattoo extend past his forearm? If so, it would be visible in the picture, thereby ruling him out.

Not convinced that the black behind belongs to JPK. He has thighs built like tree trunks.

I think the first red behind looks a bit like Cunningham but he's injured and didn't play. So it's probably not him.

[satchmopugdog]

Prim, Jewels and Satch felt slight palpitations just at the suggestion Al...

That is correct!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ugg]

Pink is Naismith, just from his height alone!

[ugg]

After watching the reserves highlights I'm cconvinced the skinny tall is Towers

[Untamed Snark]

The only way to settle this is to have the boys do a line up at the SCG.

[Primmy]

I'm in. Who do we need to talk to US?

Black has to be Joey - look at the crook line of his back which would match up with Joey's rounded shoulders - scoliosis.
Magenta is Mike. Naismith doesn't have those shoulders yet.
Yellow could be Brown though. He is a long drink of water.

Jenny you still there? Help!!!

[liz]

Black and yellow are clearly taller (by some margin) than both Malceski and second red (which has to be Mattner). JPK and Towers are both listed at around the same height - 188cm ish - as Malceski and Mattner. So I don't think Black and yellow can be JPK and Towers.

[Auntie.Gerald]

pink is naismith

[ShockOfHair]

The only way to settle this is to have the boys do a line up at the SCG.

Leagues clubs have the pokies. The Swans will have 'name that butt'. We won't need the COLA after that.

[satchmopugdog]

Leagues clubs have the pokies. The Swans will have 'name that butt'. We won't need the COLA after that.

I'd enter lots...just to keep looking at the photo..The Moir Millions will find their way to the Swans coffers.

[Allymay]

Photo ENLARGED, printed, framed and straight to the pool room! Woo hoo!!!

[gossipcom]

I get the feeling had they turned around in that photo we'd have lost some RWO ladies to heart related issues.
Well the jaw's definitely on the ground next to the bucket of drool right now. :)

[Kirkari]

I think - Mitch Morton, Harry C, Timmy Membrey (his tattoo is on his left arm and not over the shoulder - that arm looks inked to me), Mal, Marty Mattner, Dean Towers (or MAYBE Alex Brown...), Pykey, Harry Marsh (or Tommy Mitchell), and Sam Naismith.

Now, please tell me someone knows the actual answer. I hate games with no winner!!

[ScottH]

I think I'll have to close and delete this highly sexist thread!! :devilish:

[Untamed Snark]

Middle red is Marty. Black Kennedy, Fred Flintstone-esk Teddy.
Fushia's hair isn't moppy enough for Pyke
Could the shorter red be Birdy?
Hmmm must do further study.

[Kirkari]

I think I'll have to close and delete this highly sexist thread!! :devilish:

Ahem. I'd like it noted I kept strictly to name-that-Swan. (Wow, it's really far down from this horse!)

[RogueSwan]

I thought lime was Walsh but he isn't pale enough

[Meg]

I've just looked at this. Wow! I think I must have died and gone to heaven!

[Primmy]

I have PMd Jenny asking for some relief before we come to blows.

Good idea though, I am going to print a copy and straight to the pool room, right above my computer.

[aardvark]

Someone should come up with the definitive answer before this thread gets longer than the Tippett saga. So all you maths geeks out there how many possible combinations is there?

[lwoggardner]

Assuming recovery session involves 9 of the 22 who played firsts. Then its 22 choose 9, and then 9 factorial ways to arrange them left to right.

Wolfram Alpha suggests that's 180,503,769,600 permutations. Should beat the Tippet thread easily.

[ugg]

It isn't just the firsts so you would have to include all 45.

[Untamed Snark]

You can automatically eliminate some players:
Jesse
LRT
ROK
Jude
Shaw
Macca
Goodes
Jetta
Armstrong
Rohan
Sammy (shoulders)
Tippett
Rampe (hair)
Membrey (Tattoos)
Dick (I'm going on the hair)
Brown (as above)

So that is 29 players
Morton & NikMal are a give away so 27 players
Consensus seems the middle red to be Marty so 26
Can we agree that Benny is too short to be in the photo? 25
Mummy is very broad across the chest so 24 left to pick from...

[Ludwig]

If we include the 22 in the firsts and the 16 in the reserves, then we have 38 players to choose from. The formula for this is:

n P r = n! / (n-r)! with n = 38 and r = 9

which comes to 5.91536639e+13 or 59,153,663,900,000. So if everyone in the world logged on to RWO and each had about 8,500 cracks at who the players are, without duplication, we should just about be there, which should get us pretty close the the length of the Tippett thread.

[ugg]

I, for one, am very glad we are focusing on the pertinent and important issues leading up to the big grand final rematch.

[Big Al]

Is one of them Kenny?

[aardvark]

I, for one, am very glad we are focusing on the pertinent and important issues leading up to the big grand final rematch.

Sorry UGG !.........crawls back into his hole

[Primmy]

So that noone comes to blows, I asked Jenny to get onto it for us, she says they haven't worked it out themselves, (relief) so will get onto it and will get some definitive answers for us.

Oh the relief.

ok, so where was I,

Mitch,
Maybe Birdy
Shane Biggs
Mal
Marty
A Brown (has tatoo on left shoulder blade so.....anyone?)
-
X Richards
no, not MP, but - not Naismith

[ugg]

It's definitely Naismith, I'll put my house on it.!

[aardvark]

It's definitely Naismith, I'll put my house on it.!

Wouldn't he have a bandage on his knee?

[ugg]

Why are you looking at his knee ?

[alison.z]

Mitch Morton
Harry Cunningham
Tim Membrey
Nick Mal
Dean Towers?
Andrejs Everitt?
Mike Pyke
Ted Richards
Sam Naismith

[aardvark]

Why are you looking at his knee ?

I heard somewhere he has a knee injury....

[Primmy]

Why are you looking at his knee ? Exactly!!!! :rofl

[Dosser]

Only 295 more pages to catch up to the Tippett thread.

[Auntie.Gerald]

Mitch Morton
Harry Cunningham
Tim Membrey
Nick Mal
Dean Towers?
Andrejs Everitt?
Mike Pyke
Ted Richards
Sam Naismith

I think Alison has the keen eye !!

i concur !

[Wardy]

Ooooeeeee what a lovely line of bottoms - would it be wrong to say that I'd like to pat (ie fondle) each and every one of those delightful derri?res ??

[Jewels]

Ooooeeeee what a lovely line of bottoms - would it be wrong to say that I'd like to pat (ie fondle) each and every one of those delightful derri?res ??

Absolutely nothing wrong with that at all Wardy!

[Allymay]

Ooooeeeee what a lovely line of bottoms - would it be wrong to say that I'd like to pat (ie fondle) each and every one of those delightful derri?res ??

I'm next after you!! And would it be wrong to do this :adore at the same time??? Ok enough I'm done!

[ShockOfHair]

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[Big Al]

Only 295 more pages to catch up to the Tippett thread.

Put a photo of Jessica Alba in a similar pose and I'll get the thread there TONIGHT. :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

[aardvark]

Ooooeeeee what a lovely line of bottoms - would it be wrong to say that I'd like to pat (ie fondle) each and every one of those delightful derri?res ??

Politically incorrect maybe BUT not wrong.

[Primmy]

Absolutely nothing wrong with that at all Wardy!Wait your turn. .. ..

[Primmy]

862You had better believe it.......

[Jewels]

862


You had better believe it.......

And loving it!!!!!!!!!

[DamY]

Membrey has tagged himself in the green swimmers and Naismith in the pink pair on Instagram