"Swans, you're just paltry''

[ScottH]

KELLY Hardiman sure has a way with words.<br>
The Cats fan hopes to send the Sydney Swans packing with her message, ``Swans, you're just paltry'', which has won the Geelong Advertiser's poster competition.



Our poster girl for Cats (http://www.geelonginfo.com.au/readarticle.asp?articleid=12167)

Time for some payback people!!!

Does everyone have access to a handbag???

[swansrule100]

gee shes a beauty

[Schneidergirl]

:mad:

YOU JUST WAIT..... Winning on Sunday will be all the more sweeter.

[Doctor J.]

The line I liked in the whole article was...

"Ms Hardiman, who enjoys creative writing...."

Yeah right. My 4 year old nephew could have come up with something more creative than that.

This is headline material, and they wonder why the rest of the world laughs at the town and calls it "sleepy hollow".

[j s]

They probably had to look "paltry" up in the dictionary and hence thought it sounded intelligent!!

[JF_Bay22_SCG]

Our reply

"We are Geelong,
the greatest team of all.
We are Geelong,
we're normally on the ball.

We play the game as it should be played
UNTIL GRAND FINAL DAY!!!!!

And then we lose the plot, we fall apaaaaaaart
down at Kardinia Park!"

JF
"What's it like to milk a cow!"

"You're the quietest supporters in the league!"

"My local morgue
(my local morgue)

is louder than this
(is louder than this)

It's got my dad and my uncle

My local morgue is louder than this!"

JF

[swansrule100]

Geelong Club Song

We are Geelong - the poorest team of all
We are Geelong - we're going to the wall
All those years ago when Pyramid collapsed
At least you still had the Cats
But we'll be wound up soon if you don't you come
Down to Skilled Sta-di-um

So stand up and fight, remember our position
Stand up and fight, break-even is our mission
Once Buddha changed his name to Whiskas for some cash
We knew we'd done our dash
And when the cheques all bounce, we'll asset strip
And try receivership

[liz]

Given that our very own club has been on the verge of bankruptcy on more than one occasion, I would have thought it more appropriate to empathise with other clubs who are (or were, in Geelong's case) going through their own financial worries.

[Sanecow]

I knew her when she was Kenny.

[ScottH]

Originally posted by j s
They probably had to look "paltry" up in the dictionary and hence thought it sounded intelligent!!

Maybe she was trying to spell "poultry"!!!!!

[NMWBloods]

It's arguable that Swans aren't poultry anyway!

[BAM_BAM]

Originally posted by swansrule100
Geelong Club Song

We are Geelong - the poorest team of all
We are Geelong - we're going to the wall
All those years ago when Pyramid collapsed
At least you still had the Cats
But we'll be wound up soon if you don't you come
Down to Skilled Sta-di-um

So stand up and fight, remember our position
Stand up and fight, break-even is our mission
Once Buddha changed his name to Whiskas for some cash
We knew we'd done our dash
And when the cheques all bounce, we'll asset strip
And try receivership

LMAO

Ignoring (out of Swans Pride) Lizz's post which I do agree with to a point. I love this Swanrules100 take a bow babe, you've done well.

[Syd]

Originally posted by hemsleys
Maybe she was trying to spell "poultry"!!!!!

Now where have I heard that before???? :confused:

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=122131

[silent lurker]

We could always rewrite the Anna Wood song so that it's about Alesha Horan.

[Glenn]

Must be a IQ limit to the competition :confused:

[Thunder Shaker]

We should get a football and stick hair all over it. The Cats won't go near it because the hairball is the natural enemy of cats!

Perhaps we should take some rubber mice and balls of wool for the Geelong supporters. It will keep them happy for hours!

Q. Why is Geelong called Sleepy Hollow?
A. Because cats sleep 18 hours a day!