Can anybody fill me in?

[satchmopugdog]

How tight are his shorts..if he's going to replace Capper...our last DECENT forward..they better be as good as The Bee Gees film clip of "Staying Alive"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nico]

Finally a decent replacement for that spud Lockett!!

I wonder if he can box. Another spud that played for us told the world and Danny Green that he could box, but alas, when push came to shove we never found out. Boxer on the field and cream puff off the field perhaps (Anonymous). KT has a lot to live up to.

[jono2707]

Apparently this is now the 827th most popular thread in RWO's history.

[goswannies]

He's concussion prone????

OMG.

What are the swans thinking????

I have it on good authority that his contract will stipulate that he needs to borrow either LRT's or Jude's helmet for the duration at his time at the Swans.

[aardvark]

Finally a decent replacement for that spud Lockett!!

[Primmy]

Hasn't Bevo gone to West Coast and Benny M to the Gold Coast?

[Doctor]

So it looks like he's coming here. I hope he comes in for Bevan or Matthews. They're doing nothing lately.

[sharp9]

He missed a comma.

Kurt was in a Comma????....Oh , right not a coma

[AnnieH]

Stop this world. Let me off. There's too many pigs in the same trough.
There's just too many buzzards sitting on the fence.
Stop this world it's not making sense.
- Vince Jones.

[Doctor]

Swans eh? Does that Lockett chap still play for them?

[Matimbo]

I was going to say that Matimbo missed my la la la's.
Thanks Jono.

Apologies. Glaring oversight on my part.

[Dosser]

We are all serious, Jewels

[Jewels]

Surely you're taking the proverbial here? I can't keep up with what's serious or not on here at the moment!

[ShockOfHair]

He's concussion prone????

OMG.

What are the swans thinking????

You really didn't know? One more concussion and his career comes to a full stop.

Don't hold back, Annie!

I'm not an anti-Tippettist but I'm sure the deal looked a lot better after the fifth bottle of Krug on grand final night.

[Primmy]

Just in case you have missed it, this is a very funny thread.