Can anybody fill me in?

[AnnieH]

He's concussion prone????

OMG.

What are the swans thinking????

[satchmopugdog]

If you listen to the crows fans, one more concussion and he'll lapse into a comma

That's funny ..very funny indeed

[BigBarryRound25]

He missed a comma.

If you listen to the crows fans, one more concussion and he'll lapse into a comma

[AnnieH]

Just to save Annie the need to post on this this thread:

"lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalala"

I was going to say that Matimbo missed my la la la's.
Thanks Jono.

[Primmy]

He missed a comma.

[Dosser]

He missed a comma.

[jono2707]

Just to save Annie the need to post on this this thread:

"lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalala"

[707]

Brilliantly put. Concise and to the point without missing anything and all in just one sentence. Hope that answered the original query.

Oh, nice that Caro got a mention too.

[Primmy]

I'd say that's it in a nutshell.

[ScottH]

I can bring you up to speed in a single sentence ...

Homesick-legally-illiterate-boy duped by unscrupulous-player-manager and sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs; finds himself stuck without a wave to paddle, forced to perform in demeaning pie ads to earn secret bonus salary he thought was all above board ... seeks move to wave-infested- premiership-winning-culturally-inspiring-team he can call home that isn't necessarily where he grew up but still filled with previously unknown relatives of his ... unscrupulous-player-manager rubs hands, sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs annoyed, adoring-crow-eating-fans suddenly always hated him ... horse-trading bogged, lawyers rub hands, Jessie tweets, hater-of-anything-not-Melbourne-Caro-Wilson says Swans guilty as sin, sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs mea-culpa ... conflicted-incompetent-governing-body lays charges, sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs pre-emptive-show-of-good-faith-own-goal-draft-sit-out, jealous-of-all-the-attention-Sheady throws red herrings, no-idea-press lap it up, homesick-legally-illiterate-boy says nothing but still guilty of crimes against humanity, lawyers lob threats, lawyers withdraw threats (but don?t withdraw their bills), homesick-legally-illiterate-boy delists himself and nominates for PSD ... Emma Quayle gets the good oil, sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs and homesick-legally-illiterate-boy have fun-filled trip to Melbourne, conflicted-incompetent-governing-body takes all day to announce penalties despite everyone pleading guilty and backroom agreement being made days before ... press conference bigger than the Bronlow gala, hater-of-anything-not-Melbourne-Caro-Wilson asks stupid questions, sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs cop it sweet, crow-eating-fans demand a sword-fall but get nothing, homesick-legally-illiterate-boy bitterly disappointed, unscrupulous-player-manager nervous, conflicted-incompetent-governing-body thinks they've done a superb job but nobody else does ... and next week everybody plays fair, jealous-of-all-the-attention-Sheady keeps powder dry, homesick-legally-illiterate-boy picked up by wave-infested-premiership-winning-culturally-inspiring team, everyone lives happily ever after.

Clear as mud???

Wow. almost 3000 posts summed into one sentence.

[GongSwan]

Well done

[Matimbo]

The quiet word on the street is that the Swans may be intrested in Kurt Tippett, but that he has a few contractual issues with the Crows to surmount before he could join us. I don't want to create any false hopes or pointless chatter, but has anyone heard anything about this?

I can bring you up to speed in a single sentence ...

Homesick-legally-illiterate-boy duped by unscrupulous-player-manager and sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs; finds himself stuck without a wave to paddle, forced to perform in demeaning pie ads to earn secret bonus salary he thought was all above board ... seeks move to wave-infested- premiership-winning-culturally-inspiring-team he can call home that isn't necessarily where he grew up but still filled with previously unknown relatives of his ... unscrupulous-player-manager rubs hands, sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs annoyed, adoring-crow-eating-fans suddenly always hated him ... horse-trading bogged, lawyers rub hands, Jessie tweets, hater-of-anything-not-Melbourne-Caro-Wilson says Swans guilty as sin, sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs mea-culpa ... conflicted-incompetent-governing-body lays charges, sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs pre-emptive-show-of-good-faith-own-goal-draft-sit-out, jealous-of-all-the-attention-Sheady throws red herrings, no-idea-press lap it up, homesick-legally-illiterate-boy says nothing but still guilty of crimes against humanity, lawyers lob threats, lawyers withdraw threats (but don?t withdraw their bills), homesick-legally-illiterate-boy delists himself and nominates for PSD ... Emma Quayle gets the good oil, sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs and homesick-legally-illiterate-boy have fun-filled trip to Melbourne, conflicted-incompetent-governing-body takes all day to announce penalties despite everyone pleading guilty and backroom agreement being made days before ... press conference bigger than the Bronlow gala, hater-of-anything-not-Melbourne-Caro-Wilson asks stupid questions, sell-their-own-souls-to-the-devil-club-execs cop it sweet, crow-eating-fans demand a sword-fall but get nothing, homesick-legally-illiterate-boy bitterly disappointed, unscrupulous-player-manager nervous, conflicted-incompetent-governing-body thinks they've done a superb job but nobody else does ... and next week everybody plays fair, jealous-of-all-the-attention-Sheady keeps powder dry, homesick-legally-illiterate-boy picked up by wave-infested-premiership-winning-culturally-inspiring team, everyone lives happily ever after.

Clear as mud???

[Primmy]

[ShockOfHair]

I'm thinking: first-round pick plus a player.

[gumby_bolts]

Who do we trade for him? Grundy? Parker? I've heard J White but can't be serious.