C'mon Swannies etc

**ROK Lobster** · 15th May 2006, 09:22 PM

I just couldn't let these songs go down with the sinking thread...

To the tune of C'mon Aussie

The flag was a long time commin'
We'll thank JF and his drummin'
And those who dared to "dream believe achieve"

They've beaten the West Coast you know
And proven they're the best you know
The greatest team that Sydney's ever seen

Hally's got a head like Mr Sheen
Crouchy wants Jim's record somethin' mean
Ryano's clearing pickets
No one taught Jude how to kick it
And Benny's passing nicley to the other team

Come on Swannies come on, come on
Come on Swannies, come on

Night or day, they're out to make us proud
To keep our big flags wavin' in the crowd
If they kick behind the post
Then we'll clap the most
And keep on singin' ditties just as loud

Come on Swannies, come on, come on
Come on Swannies, come on
Come on Swannies, come on, come on
Come on Swannies, come on

Leo's running up and down and round
Goodesy's just wanderin' 'round the ground
Lewy's looking for his man
He wants Paul to hold his hand
And Buchy's thinking "what's that running sound?"

See 'em chippin' leather at the back
And the ruckman feeding the others with the tap
They're not winning games
But we know all their names
And still believe they might go back to back

Come on Swannie, come on, come on
Come on Swannie, come on

Noggy wishes he could play like cousin Gaz
Willo's planning his retirement back to Tas
Davo leads but no one sees
He's pleading on his knees
But the midfield keep on kickin' it to Baz

Micky's never injured, always hurt
Brett's still enjoyin' sayin' "Captain Kirk"
Schneider's hair is something shocking
Now this cheersquad's really rocking
Is that Doyley out there injured in the dirt?

Come on Swannies, come on, come on
Come on Swannies, come on
Dempster's in the two's, he lost his pics of Roos
Come on Swannies, come on

The coach says we are working class
And some say our flag win was nothing but a farce
But it's the spirit of the Bloods
That scraps and fights and floods
We've won a flag so Melbourne kiss our arse!

Come on Swannies etc

**ROK Lobster** · 15th May 2006, 09:23 PM

You all know the tune...

I like Tadhg Kennelly,
Tadhg Kennelly for me,
I like when he runs it, I like when he scores,
I like when he pulls down Lewis' drawers...
I like Tadhg Kennelly,
And please, remember, "H" "G".

**ROK Lobster** · 15th May 2006, 09:25 PM

And this tune too...

We're happy little swannie-mites
as red as white can be,
we all believe the Swannies might
go back to back you see
the fans all love to come along
and give the boys a cheer -
because we love our red and whites
and we all believe the Swannies might
go back to back this year!

**ROK Lobster** · 15th May 2006, 09:27 PM

This one's great when everyone's had a few at the AM and its getting late, all together now...

Hey Jude, don't let it flow.
Take a loose ball and make a stoppage.
Remember don't drag it under your heart,
Or the umpy, will blow his whistle.

Hey Jude, your not afraid.
You were told to go in and get it.
The minute you dragged it under your chest,
The umpy, blew his whistle.

And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain,
Don't carry the Swans upon your shoulders.
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it long
And makes Hall compete in a contest.

Hey Jude, don't let me down.
You have found it, now go and get it.
Remember don't drag it under your heart,
Then you can get it out to a running Willo.

So get it out don't drag it in, hey Jude, begin,
You're waiting for someone to pass to.
And don't you know that it's just you, hey Jude, you'll do,
The movement we need is through the midfield.

Hey Jude, just let it flow.
Kick on the loose ball and make a contest.
Remember don't drag it under your skin,
Or the umpy will blow his
Whistle, whistle, whistle, whistle, oh.

Na na na, na na na na, na na na, hey Jude...

**cruiser** · 15th May 2006, 09:42 PM

Did you write all these Mr Lobster?

**ROK Lobster** · 15th May 2006, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by cruiser
Did you write all these Mr Lobster?

Yep, and there's plenty to come. I'm thinking of doing a B52s number next...

**cruiser** · 15th May 2006, 09:46 PM

Did you lose your job and have too much time on your hands?

They're very good. You should join the cheer squad

**ROK Lobster** · 15th May 2006, 09:47 PM

Originally posted by cruiser
Did you lose your job and have too much time on your hands?

They're very good. You should join the cheer squad

Thanks cruiser. Name a song, I'll write one just for you (and Ryan).

***goswannie14*** · 15th May 2006, 09:48 PM

Hey ROK can I send these into the Coodabeens?

**ROK Lobster** · 15th May 2006, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by goswannie14
Hey ROK can I send these into the Coodabeens?

Yep, tell 'em the Lobster wrote them but all proceeds will go the Salvos.

**mpr104** · 15th May 2006, 09:51 PM

Originally posted by ROK Lobster
I just couldn't let these songs go down with the sinking thread...

To the tune of C'mon Aussie

The flag was a long time commin'
We'll thank JF and his drummin'
And those who dared to "dream believe achieve"

They've beaten the West Coast you know
And proven they're the best you know
The greatest team that Sydney's ever seen

Hally's got a head like Mr Sheen
Crouchy wants Jim's record somethin' mean
Ryano's clearing pickets
No one taught Jude how to kick it
And Benny's passing nicley to the other team

Come on Swannies come on, come on
Come on Swannies, come on

Night or day, they're out to make us proud
To keep our big flags wavin' in the crowd
If they kick behind the post
Then we'll clap the most
And keep on singin' ditties just as loud

Come on Swannies, come on, come on
Come on Swannies, come on
Come on Swannies, come on, come on
Come on Swannies, come on

Leo's running up and down and round
Goodesy's just wanderin' 'round the ground
Lewy's looking for his man
He wants Paul to hold his hand
And Buchy's thinking "what's that running sound?"

See 'em chippin' leather at the back
And the ruckman feeding the others with the tap
They're not winning games
But we know all their names
And still believe they might go back to back

Come on Swannie, come on, come on
Come on Swannie, come on

Noggy wishes he could play like cousin Gaz
Willo's planning his retirement back to Tas
Davo leads but no one sees
He's pleading on his knees
But the midfield keep on kickin' it to Baz

Micky's never injured, always hurt
Brett's still enjoyin' sayin' "Captain Kirk"
Schneider's hair is something shocking
Now this cheersquad's really rocking
Is that Doyley out there injured in the dirt?

Come on Swannies, come on, come on
Come on Swannies, come on
Dempster's in the two's, he lost his pics of Roos
Come on Swannies, come on

The coach says we are working class
And some say our flag win was nothing but a farce
But it's the spirit of the Bloods
That scraps and fights and floods
We've won a flag so Melbourne kiss our arse!

Come on Swannies etc

This is brilliant! Well done ROK!