Dane Swan

[swanspant12]

Saw this rumour on another footy forum. Very interesting.

Before anyone reads too far just wanna clarify I heard this on SEN late at night, so very, very unreliable rumour

But thought today seems to be Rumour Monday and it was interesting (albeit far fetched)

So the story goes that Dane Swan turned up to training under the weather and was confronted by Darren Jolly who asked if he was drunk
Swan denied it, but Jolly went to the coaching staff and voiced his concerns.
Heath Shaw then went and told Swan that Jolly had dobbed him in which p!ssed off Swan
Swan then went and contacted someone at the Sydney Swans (Pies next opponent) and told them that Jolly has cortisone injections in his elbow and for them to target it

Swan is apparently also over the media attention in melbourne and wants to move to a state that is not footy focussed (Sydney was mentioned)

Again this is a very far fetched rumour but it's bout the scum so hopefully there is enough truth to effect their premiership chance

[BillyRayCypress]

Sadly didn't last Saturday night. Even without Swan or Thomas.

I think its very creative but very untrue.

[Melbourne_Blood]

Wouldn't surprise me, Jolly looks like he'd be a squealer.

[ScottH]

I've heard worse things about Swan, which may of may not be true, which I don't think would fit our "bloods ethos".

Nice rumour though, they usually start about now.

[ShockOfHair]

Just another night at Collingwood training.

[barry]

He'll be a GWS player long before he's a swans player.

GWS have plenty of picks/kids to offer up as trade as well.

[Swansongster]

He'll be a GWS player long before he's a swans player.

GWS have plenty of picks/kids to offer up as trade as well.

Wouldn't be surprised to see him at GWS. Wouldn't lose any sleep either. Anybody with that much skin art is too into themselves to fit into the Swans "No Dickheads" policy.

[Jewels]

Wouldn't be surprised to see him at GWS. Wouldn't lose any sleep either. Anybody with that much skin art is too into themselves to fit into the Swans "No Dickheads" policy.

There is nothing artistic about that scrawl that he has all over his body - and I am someone who actually likes and appreciates good tattoo work.

My girls call him pyjama arms.