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    Omens

    I was walking down Degreaves Lane this morning and a white feather floated down from above and landed on me.

    ..and then I found $5 (this is crap, but the feather story is true)
    He had observed that people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than people who did not lie.

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    You want an omen?
    I've been miserable because I couldn't afford to go to the game.
    A friend just called me with 4 tickets that her boss gave to her
    Come on the Swans!!!
    Chillin' with the strange Quarks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untamed Snark View Post
    You want an omen?
    I've been miserable because I couldn't afford to go to the game.
    A friend just called me with 4 tickets that her boss gave to her
    Come on the Swans!!!
    Brilliant!!!!!
    Today's a draft of your epitaph

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untamed Snark View Post
    You want an omen?
    I've been miserable because I couldn't afford to go to the game.
    A friend just called me with 4 tickets that her boss gave to her
    Come on the Swans!!!
    Awesome

    We've seen 3.5 dead roos so far on the road between canberra and sydney.... at this rate its going to be a massacre
    "You get the feeling that like Monty Python's Black Knight, the Swans would regard amputation as merely a flesh wound."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcs View Post
    Awesome

    We've seen 3.5 dead roos so far on the road between canberra and sydney.... at this rate its going to be a massacre
    I'm guessing that means we win by 3 goals & 5 behinds
    Or 35
    Or it could be for Goodes 350th
    Getting a little over excited!!!
    Chillin' with the strange Quarks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untamed Snark View Post
    I'm guessing that means we win by 3 goals & 5 behinds
    Or 35
    Or it could be for Goodes 350th
    Getting a little over excited!!!
    I said to the missus its 10 points margin per dead roo - so currently 35 haha!
    "You get the feeling that like Monty Python's Black Knight, the Swans would regard amputation as merely a flesh wound."

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    I'll take the five points but what's a half-dead roo look like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Go Swannies View Post
    I'll take the five points but what's a half-dead roo look like?
    Like Harvey after being tackled by Rohan.
    He reminds him of the guys, close-set, slow, and never rattled, who were play-makers on the team. (John Updike, seeing Josh Kennedy in a crystal ball)

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    Lol half a dead roo not a half-dead roo

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    Sept 2012 appendix removed and Swans win flag!
    Sept 2014 gall bladder removed and Swans will win flag!
    I'm running out of non-essential body parts for 2015 finals series.

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    I had an eye on the Scottish referendum - a win to the Scots = a win for North, and a win to the red and white of the English flag would be a win for the Swans. Apologies to any Scots in mourning but I was obviously hoping for a red and white win.
    Murphy, you are... a... elf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skeparovic View Post
    Sept 2012 appendix removed and Swans win flag!
    Sept 2014 gall bladder removed and Swans will win flag!
    I'm running out of non-essential body parts for 2015 finals series.
    For back-to-back: tonsils? testicles?

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