Quote Originally Posted by Bloody Hell View Post
You're probably right, but I prefer my coaches to be guys with big dicks.

Horse - 99% sure he has a big dick, Roosy - also (maybe a bit less than Horse...but the guys name is Horse (Yes, he likes carrots)). Stuey Dew, though I have no proof, I have a feeling he's packing something serious downstairs.

Scott Watters - not so much. I'm sure he's heard the phrase - "is it in yet", a number of times in his life.

or - your doctor called he said you had a small problem.
or - you have to put the seat down to pee, right?
or - Your dick's so small, you piss on your balls?
Erm did I stumble into a gay dating site?