Because my grandma has Foxtel.
And today she came over for lunch and I had a sook.
So she went home and subscribed to the footy channel.
I think it was a covert way of getting me & the kids over there for most of tomorrow, but I don't care, I'll endure that pain to watch the game.

Plus she got marshmallows to cook by the open fire.
And strawberries & ice cream for the kids (& me )