In view of Kurt's fragility and the curse that seems to afflict the Swans Father-Sons - I think his kids would be better off elsewhere rather than risking a curse squared.
The Swans Father-Son curse:
Gareth John (crushed larynx)
Stephen Doyle (Ankles and knees)
Heath James (Everything)
Sean Dempster (bad trade)
Tom Mitchell (bad trade)
Shane Morrison (went elsewhere)
David Round (went elsewhere)
Anthony & Darcy Daniher (went elsewhere)
Josh & Kyle Dunkley (went elsewhere)
Ty Zantuck (went elsewhere)
And that's not including the players whose fathers didn't reach the relevant games qualification number.
Loose translation from the Latin is - I am tall, so I hit out.
I wasn't at that game but have heard that it was Maddens knee or worse yet his boot.
If anyone knows for sure?
Loose translation from the Latin is - I am tall, so I hit out.
I thought knee. I seem to recall he slipped during a ruck contest. Falling forward throat connecting with raised knee.
It's very hard to live in a studio apartment in San Jose with a man who's learning to play violin. That's what she told the police when she handed them the empty revolver.
The Scarlatti Tilt - Richard Brautigan
Thanks snajik - Sounds plausibly accidental.
Rucks, right down to U12 were taught to use their knee as protection (and leverage) at the bounce.
Loose translation from the Latin is - I am tall, so I hit out.
I was working on some prototypes of the upside down Tom Papley Backpack (as modeled by Patrick Cripps - see opposite), but have decided to add to the package with the all new Tom Papley inflatable.
You can inflate it and pur it on the seat next to you so you don't feel like the only Swan supporter in the area
AND
He can be used to mind your seat when you go to the bar
AND
He can be thrown and bounced about the crowd (like a beach ball at the cricket) between quarters with no damage to spectators (example below).
Papley Seat Buddy.jpeg
Papley buddy 2.jpeg
Last edited by Ruck'n'Roll; 23rd March 2021 at 05:44 PM.
Loose translation from the Latin is - I am tall, so I hit out.
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