I'll try to liven it up a bit.Originally Posted by Industrial Fan
Some of the Rules of the Game, Penalties and terminology should be modified when applied to Reg:
1. HTB Rule: Holding the ball when applied to Reg shall means anytime he takes possession and doesn?t drop the ball. This should never be a penalty. The Vatican should rather issue a proclamation deeming it a miracle.
2. Anytime Reg tries to kick the ball it should be called kicking in danger, for the Swans.
3. A 50 metre bonus should be granted anytime the Swans retain possession after a Grundy disposal.
4. Reg should be given a free kick for rough contact anytime he falls over and an opposition player is within 5 metres of him.
5. A player trying to ?dummy?, deke, or make any move to run around Reg shall be deemed ?Intention Rough Contact? and subject to 425 point and a 4-game suspension.
6. The Swans shall retain possession of the ball when Reg kicks the ball out of bounds on the full. This will also earn Reg 8 Supercoach points.
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