That time of the footy season again ...

Collingwood Computer Terms:

DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
HACKER - Uncle Reg after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the ute
MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
SUPERCONDUCTOR - Metro's Employee of the year (won by Collingwood fans the last 7 years in a row)
SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear

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You Know You're A Pie Fan If:

None of your shirts cover your stomach.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
The resale value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol it has in it.
You take a load to the tip and bring back more than you took.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean.
Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Coburg Drive-in Theater.
The Salvation Army declines your donated mattress.

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