Strechergare: The Inside Story (Exclusive)

[AnnieH]

Ludwig's injury list has:

Dawson (calf, 1 week)
Reid (foal, 1 week)
Derickx (hairdresser, 1 week)
Rampe (man bun, test)
Sinclair (acting lessons, 8-10 weeks)

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha
Gold.

[linko]

Excellent

[dejavoodoo44]

The Hawthorn List:

Roughead: Cosmetic surgery - Five weeks.
Mitchell: Sociopathy - One week.
Gunston: Shaving cuts - One week.
Spangher: Available (but the hair needs another two weeks).
Brereton: Available.
Dunstall: Available.
Stevic: Available.
McInerney: Available.
Schmitt: Available.
Hodge: Eligible for parole in August.
MacLachlan: Available.

[Danzar]

....or just wow.

[Ludwig]

So the Dawson mystery has finally been solved. Hey Ludwig, with Richmond's ruck stocks in disarray, do you think that a trade of TD to them is on the cards.

Richmond don't have enough cap space to afford TD because of big contracts to Chris Yarran and Taylor Hunt. I can smell a big 3 way trade of ruckmen where Derickx goes to Collingwood, Brodie Grundy goes to Richmond and we get Shaun Hampson. It will forever be known as the Great Man Bun - Megangate Trade. Hard to pick a winner here.

[Nico]

You have too much spare time on your hands Ludwig.

[dimelb]

Collingwood's list:
Keefe: Drugs - indefinite.
Thomas: Drugs - indefinite.
Swan: Tattoo removal - very, very indefinite.
Frost: Severe cold - one week.
Sidebottom: Picasso syndrome - six weeks.
Adams: Family problems - two weeks.
Cox: STD - two weeks.-
Crisp: Brittle bones - eight weeks.
White: Gawd, does anyone really know!? - season.
Elliott: Small man syndrome - season.
Maguire: ADHD - lifetime.

Love it!

[dejavoodoo44]

I can retire now!

Don't you effing dare!

[Nico]

So the Dawson mystery has finally been solved. Hey Ludwig, with Richmond's ruck stocks in disarray, do you think that a trade of TD to them is on the cards.

[Meg]

Collingwood's list:
Keefe: Drugs - indefinite.
Thomas: Drugs - indefinite.
Swan: Tattoo removal - very, very indefinite.
Frost: Severe cold - one week.
Sidebottom: Picasso syndrome - six weeks.
Adams: Family problems - two weeks.
Cox: STD - two weeks.-
Crisp: Brittle bones - eight weeks.
White: Gawd, does anyone really know!? - season.
Elliott: Small man syndrome - season.
Maguire: ADHD - lifetime.

Brilliant! That is hilarious.

[Ludwig]

Collingwood's list:
Keefe: Drugs - indefinite.
Thomas: Drugs - indefinite.
Swan: Tattoo removal - very, very indefinite.
Frost: Severe cold - one week.
Sidebottom: Picasso syndrome - six weeks.
Adams: Family problems - two weeks.
Cox: STD - two weeks.-
Crisp: Brittle bones - eight weeks.
White: Gawd, does anyone really know!? - season.
Elliott: Small man syndrome - season.
Maguire: ADHD - lifetime.

I can retire now!

[dejavoodoo44]

Ludwig's injury list has:

Dawson (calf, 1 week)
Reid (foal, 1 week)
Derickx (hairdresser, 1 week)
Rampe (man bun, test)
Sinclair (acting lessons, 8-10 weeks)

Collingwood's list:
Keefe: Drugs - indefinite.
Thomas: Drugs - indefinite.
Swan: Tattoo removal - very, very indefinite.
Frost: Severe cold - one week.
Sidebottom: Picasso syndrome - six weeks.
Adams: Family problems - two weeks.
Cox: STD - two weeks.-
Crisp: Brittle bones - eight weeks.
White: Gawd, does anyone really know!? - season.
Elliott: Small man syndrome - season.
Maguire: ADHD - lifetime.

[ugg]

Derickx has been busy during his injury lay off. His band kayex has just released their first single "Two Songs"

Two Songs | KAYEX

[jono2707]

Ludwig's injury list has:

Dawson (calf, 1 week)
Reid (foal, 1 week)
Derickx (hairdresser, 1 week)
Rampe (man bun, test)
Sinclair (acting lessons, 8-10 weeks)

Add to that:
Ludwig (spelling, test)

Top stuff though ????

[Ludwig]

Ludwig's injury list has:

Dawson (calf, 1 week)
Reid (foal, 1 week)
Derickx (hairdresser, 1 week)
Rampe (man bun, test)
Sinclair (acting lessons, 8-10 weeks)